How Trad Are You?

This started out with a friend asking me, "Hey, how 'trad' is [other friend of mine]?" after which, we jokingly went back and forth with stereotypical things which might correlate with the idea of a Catholic "rad trad". Later, I made this based on those corollary trends. Because of that, one should note that this is from a Latin Rite perspective. If you're Eastern Rite, you can probably assume your score is at least 75% traddiness.

At Mass, the Eucharist should be received…

on the tongue
in the hand or on the tongue
in the hand

What type of building should be used for a church building?

Any architecture style, so long as the layout is traditional and the design is reverent
School gymnasium
Any type of hall, big open space, or warehouse
Only traditional architecture in pre-modernist styles
Only buildings intentionally constructed for Mass, style notwithstanding

What is your opinion of the Latin Mass?

It's a worse form of the Mass than English
It's the only valid and licit form of the Mass
It's a better form of the Mass than some English Masses
It's a better form of the Mass than any English Mass
It's just another from of the Mass that's no better or worse than English

At Mass, the Eucharist should be received…

while kneeling or standing
while standing
while kneeling

Ad orientem in the Mass…

what?
is the only valid posture
is a lesser posture than versus populum
is a better posture than versus populum
is just another option and no better or worse

What is your opinion of the Traditional Latin Mass?

The Traditional Latin Mass is the only valid form of the Mass
The Traditional Latin Mass is the immeasurably superior than Mass in the vernacular but both are valid
Both the Traditional Latin Mass and Mass in the vernacular are equally valid, but the TLM is better
Both options have equal potential for (in-)validity and temporal quality
Both the Traditional Latin Mass and Mass in the vernacular are equally valid, but Mass in the vernacular is better
Mass in the vernacular is the only valid form of the Mass

How should women be able to participate in the Mass?

As part of the congregation
As altar servers, and all of the above
As extraordinary Eucharistic ministers, and all of the above
As deacons, and all of the above
As priests, and all of the above

What is the best style of music for use at Mass?

Anything that is currently popular in the local secular culture
Chant with no instruments
Acoustic guitar-led bands
Organ-led choir

The Second Vatican Council was…

Heretical
The best council ever
Great but hijacked, mismanaged, and/or misunderstood
Mostly can be ignored

When should incense be used at Mass?

Never
As often as possible
On the odd special occasion, like Christmas or Easter
At least at one of the Sunday Masses

What should be abstained from on Fridays?

Meat, or a personal penance in the place of meat
Abstaining on Fridays is optional
Meat

Veils for women should be…

prohibited, just like hats for men
allowed but discouraged
allowed
required

What is the minimum one should fast before receiving Holy Communion?

From the start of Mass
At least three hours
At least one hour
From midnight of the preceding night

Go forth!